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     Dramatis Personae 
     Act I   Scene I 
     Act I   Scene II 
     Act I   Scene III 
     Act II  Scene I 
     Act II  Scene II 
     Act II  Scene III 
     Act II  Scene IV 
     Act II  Scene V 
     Act III Scene I 
     Act III Scene II 
     Act III Scene III 
     Act III Scene IV 
    
    
     Act III Scene V 
     Act III Scene VI 
     Act III Scene VII 
     Act IV  Scene I  
     Act IV  Scene II 
     Act IV  Scene III 
     Act IV  Scene IV 
     Act IV  Scene V 
     Act V   Scene I 
     Act V   Scene II 
     Act V   Scene III 
     Epilog 
     Complete play
    


     Act I 

    
    ACT I: SCENE III	Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.

    
    	Enter COUNTESS, Steward, and Clown
    
    COUNTESS	I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman?
    
    Steward	Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I
    	wish might be found in the calendar of my past
    	endeavours; for then we wound our modesty and make
    	foul the clearness of our deservings, when of
    	ourselves we publish them.
    
    COUNTESS	What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah:
    	the complaints I have heard of you I do not all
    	believe: 'tis my slowness that I do not; for I know
    	you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability
    	enough to make such knaveries yours.
    
    Clown	'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow.
    
    COUNTESS	Well, sir.
    
    Clown	No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though
    	many of the rich are damned: but, if I may have
    	your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel
    	the woman and I will do as we may.
    
    COUNTESS	Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
    
    Clown	I do beg your good will in this case.
    
    COUNTESS	In what case?
    
    Clown	In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no
    	heritage: and I think I shall never have the
    	blessing of God till I have issue o' my body; for
    	they say barnes are blessings.
    
    COUNTESS	Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry.
    
    Clown	My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on
    	by the flesh; and he must needs go that the devil drives.
    
    COUNTESS	Is this all your worship's reason?
    
    Clown	Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons such as they
    	are.
    
    COUNTESS	May the world know them?
    
    Clown	I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and
    	all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry
    	that I may repent.
    
    COUNTESS	Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness.
    
    Clown	I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope to have
    	friends for my wife's sake.
    
    COUNTESS	Such friends are thine enemies, knave.
    
    Clown	You're shallow, madam, in great friends; for the
    	knaves come to do that for me which I am aweary of.
    	He that ears my land spares my team and gives me
    	leave to in the crop; if I be his cuckold, he's my
    	drudge: he that comforts my wife is the cherisher
    	of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes my flesh
    	and blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
    	flesh and blood is my friend: ergo, he that kisses
    	my wife is my friend. If men could be contented to
    	be what they are, there were no fear in marriage;
    	for young Charbon the Puritan and old Poysam the
    	Papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed in
    	religion, their heads are both one; they may jowl
    	horns together, like any deer i' the herd.
    
    COUNTESS	Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave?
    
    Clown	A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next
    	way:
    	For I the ballad will repeat,
    	Which men full true shall find;
    	Your marriage comes by destiny,
    	Your cuckoo sings by kind.
    
    COUNTESS	Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon.
    
    Steward	May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to
    	you: of her I am to speak.
    
    COUNTESS	Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her;
    	Helen, I mean.
    
    Clown	     Was this fair face the cause, quoth she,
    	Why the Grecians sacked Troy?
    	Fond done, done fond,
    	Was this King Priam's joy?
    	With that she sighed as she stood,
    	With that she sighed as she stood,
    	And gave this sentence then;
    	Among nine bad if one be good,
    	Among nine bad if one be good,
    	There's yet one good in ten.
    
    COUNTESS	What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah.
    
    Clown	One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying
    	o' the song: would God would serve the world so all
    	the year! we'ld find no fault with the tithe-woman,
    	if I were the parson. One in ten, quoth a'! An we
    	might have a good woman born but one every blazing
    	star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery
    	well: a man may draw his heart out, ere a' pluck
    	one.
    
    COUNTESS	You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you.
    
    Clown	That man should be at woman's command, and yet no
    	hurt done! Though honesty be no puritan, yet it
    	will do no hurt; it will wear the surplice of
    	humility over the black gown of a big heart. I am
    	going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither.
    
    	Exit
    
    COUNTESS	Well, now.
    
    Steward	I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely.
    
    COUNTESS	Faith, I do: her father bequeathed her to me; and
    	she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully
    	make title to as much love as she finds: there is
    	more owing her than is paid; and more shall be paid
    	her than she'll demand.
    
    Steward	Madam, I was very late more near her than I think
    	she wished me: alone she was, and did communicate
    	to herself her own words to her own ears; she
    	thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any
    	stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son:
    	Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put
    	such difference betwixt their two estates; Love no
    	god, that would not extend his might, only where
    	qualities were level; Dian no queen of virgins, that
    	would suffer her poor knight surprised, without
    	rescue in the first assault or ransom afterward.
    	This she delivered in the most bitter touch of
    	sorrow that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in: which I
    	held my duty speedily to acquaint you withal;
    	sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns
    	you something to know it.
    
    COUNTESS	You have discharged this honestly; keep it to
    	yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this
    	before, which hung so tottering in the balance that
    	I could neither believe nor misdoubt. Pray you,
    	leave me: stall this in your bosom; and I thank you
    	for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon.
    
    	Exit Steward
    
    	Enter HELENA
    
    	Even so it was with me when I was young:
    	If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this thorn
    	Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong;
    	Our blood to us, this to our blood is born;
    	It is the show and seal of nature's truth,
    	Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth:
    	By our remembrances of days foregone,
    	Such were our faults, or then we thought them none.
    	Her eye is sick on't: I observe her now.
    
    HELENA	What is your pleasure, madam?
    
    COUNTESS	You know, Helen,
    	I am a mother to you.
    
    HELENA	Mine honourable mistress.
    
    COUNTESS	Nay, a mother:
    	Why not a mother? When I said 'a mother,'
    	Methought you saw a serpent: what's in 'mother,'
    	That you start at it? I say, I am your mother;
    	And put you in the catalogue of those
    	That were enwombed mine: 'tis often seen
    	Adoption strives with nature and choice breeds
    	A native slip to us from foreign seeds:
    	You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan,
    	Yet I express to you a mother's care:
    	God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood
    	To say I am thy mother? What's the matter,
    	That this distemper'd messenger of wet,
    	The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye?
    	Why? that you are my daughter?
    
    HELENA	That I am not.
    
    COUNTESS	I say, I am your mother.
    
    HELENA	Pardon, madam;
    	The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother:
    	I am from humble, he from honour'd name;
    	No note upon my parents, his all noble:
    	My master, my dear lord he is; and I
    	His servant live, and will his vassal die:
    	He must not be my brother.
    
    COUNTESS	Nor I your mother?
    
    HELENA	You are my mother, madam; would you were,--
    	So that my lord your son were not my brother,--
    	Indeed my mother! or were you both our mothers,
    	I care no more for than I do for heaven,
    	So I were not his sister. Can't no other,
    	But, I your daughter, he must be my brother?
    
    COUNTESS	Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law:
    	God shield you mean it not! daughter and mother
    	So strive upon your pulse. What, pale again?
    	My fear hath catch'd your fondness: now I see
    	The mystery of your loneliness, and find
    	Your salt tears' head: now to all sense 'tis gross
    	You love my son; invention is ashamed,
    	Against the proclamation of thy passion,
    	To say thou dost not: therefore tell me true;
    	But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look thy cheeks
    	Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes
    	See it so grossly shown in thy behaviors
    	That in their kind they speak it: only sin
    	And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue,
    	That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so?
    	If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew;
    	If it be not, forswear't: howe'er, I charge thee,
    	As heaven shall work in me for thine avail,
    	Tell me truly.
    
    HELENA	                  Good madam, pardon me!
    
    COUNTESS	Do you love my son?
    
    HELENA	Your pardon, noble mistress!
    
    COUNTESS	Love you my son?
    
    HELENA	                  Do not you love him, madam?
    
    COUNTESS	Go not about; my love hath in't a bond,
    	Whereof the world takes note: come, come, disclose
    	The state of your affection; for your passions
    	Have to the full appeach'd.
    
    HELENA	Then, I confess,
    	Here on my knee, before high heaven and you,
    	That before you, and next unto high heaven,
    	I love your son.
    	My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love:
    	Be not offended; for it hurts not him
    	That he is loved of me: I follow him not
    	By any token of presumptuous suit;
    	Nor would I have him till I do deserve him;
    	Yet never know how that desert should be.
    	I know I love in vain, strive against hope;
    	Yet in this captious and intenible sieve
    	I still pour in the waters of my love
    	And lack not to lose still: thus, Indian-like,
    	Religious in mine error, I adore
    	The sun, that looks upon his worshipper,
    	But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
    	Let not your hate encounter with my love
    	For loving where you do: but if yourself,
    	Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
    	Did ever in so true a flame of liking
    	Wish chastely and love dearly, that your Dian
    	Was both herself and love: O, then, give pity
    	To her, whose state is such that cannot choose
    	But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
    	That seeks not to find that her search implies,
    	But riddle-like lives sweetly where she dies!
    
    COUNTESS	Had you not lately an intent,--speak truly,--
    	To go to Paris?
    
    HELENA	                  Madam, I had.
    
    COUNTESS	Wherefore? tell true.
    
    HELENA	I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear.
    	You know my father left me some prescriptions
    	Of rare and proved effects, such as his reading
    	And manifest experience had collected
    	For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me
    	In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them,
    	As notes whose faculties inclusive were
    	More than they were in note: amongst the rest,
    	There is a remedy, approved, set down,
    	To cure the desperate languishings whereof
    	The king is render'd lost.
    
    COUNTESS	This was your motive
    	For Paris, was it? speak.
    
    HELENA	My lord your son made me to think of this;
    	Else Paris and the medicine and the king
    	Had from the conversation of my thoughts
    	Haply been absent then.
    
    COUNTESS	But think you, Helen,
    	If you should tender your supposed aid,
    	He would receive it? he and his physicians
    	Are of a mind; he, that they cannot help him,
    	They, that they cannot help: how shall they credit
    	A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools,
    	Embowell'd of their doctrine, have left off
    	The danger to itself?
    
    HELENA	There's something in't,
    	More than my father's skill, which was the greatest
    	Of his profession, that his good receipt
    	Shall for my legacy be sanctified
    	By the luckiest stars in heaven: and, would your honour
    	But give me leave to try success, I'ld venture
    	The well-lost life of mine on his grace's cure
    	By such a day and hour.
    
    COUNTESS	Dost thou believe't?
    
    HELENA	Ay, madam, knowingly.
    
    COUNTESS	Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave and love,
    	Means and attendants and my loving greetings
    	To those of mine in court: I'll stay at home
    	And pray God's blessing into thy attempt:
    	Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this,
    	What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss.
    
    	Exeunt
    
    
    

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