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  • ACT IV SCENE V

    
     Dramatis Personae 
     Act I   Scene I 
     Act I   Scene II 
     Act I   Scene III 
     Act II  Scene I 
     Act II  Scene II 
     Act II  Scene III 
     Act II  Scene IV 
     Act II  Scene V 
     Act III Scene I 
     Act III Scene II 
     Act III Scene III 
     Act III Scene IV 
    
    
     Act III Scene V 
     Act III Scene VI 
     Act III Scene VII 
     Act IV  Scene I  
     Act IV  Scene II 
     Act IV  Scene III 
     Act IV  Scene IV 
     Act IV  Scene V 
     Act V   Scene I 
     Act V   Scene II 
     Act V   Scene III 
     Epilog 
     Complete play
    


     Act IV 

    
    ACT IV: SCENE V	Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.

    
    	Enter COUNTESS, LAFEU, and Clown
    
    LAFEU	No, no, no, your son was misled with a snipt-taffeta
    	fellow there, whose villanous saffron would have
    	made all the unbaked and doughy youth of a nation in
    	his colour: your daughter-in-law had been alive at
    	this hour, and your son here at home, more advanced
    	by the king than by that red-tailed humble-bee I speak of.
    
    COUNTESS	I would I had not known him; it was the death of the
    	most virtuous gentlewoman that ever nature had
    	praise for creating. If she had partaken of my
    	flesh, and cost me the dearest groans of a mother, I
    	could not have owed her a more rooted love.
    
    LAFEU	'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady: we may pick a
    	thousand salads ere we light on such another herb.
    
    Clown	Indeed, sir, she was the sweet marjoram of the
    	salad, or rather, the herb of grace.
    
    LAFEU	They are not herbs, you knave; they are nose-herbs.
    
    Clown	I am no great Nebuchadnezzar, sir; I have not much
    	skill in grass.
    
    LAFEU	Whether dost thou profess thyself, a knave or a fool?
    
    Clown	A fool, sir, at a woman's service, and a knave at a man's.
    
    LAFEU	Your distinction?
    
    Clown	I would cozen the man of his wife and do his service.
    
    LAFEU	So you were a knave at his service, indeed.
    
    Clown	And I would give his wife my bauble, sir, to do her service.
    
    LAFEU	I will subscribe for thee, thou art both knave and fool.
    
    Clown	At your service.
    
    LAFEU	No, no, no.
    
    Clown	Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as
    	great a prince as you are.
    
    LAFEU	Who's that? a Frenchman?
    
    Clown	Faith, sir, a' has an English name; but his fisnomy
    	is more hotter in France than there.
    
    LAFEU	What prince is that?
    
    Clown	The black prince, sir; alias, the prince of
    	darkness; alias, the devil.
    
    LAFEU	Hold thee, there's my purse: I give thee not this
    	to suggest thee from thy master thou talkest of;
    	serve him still.
    
    Clown	I am a woodland fellow, sir, that always loved a
    	great fire; and the master I speak of ever keeps a
    	good fire. But, sure, he is the prince of the
    	world; let his nobility remain in's court. I am for
    	the house with the narrow gate, which I take to be
    	too little for pomp to enter: some that humble
    	themselves may; but the many will be too chill and
    	tender, and they'll be for the flowery way that
    	leads to the broad gate and the great fire.
    
    LAFEU	Go thy ways, I begin to be aweary of thee; and I
    	tell thee so before, because I would not fall out
    	with thee. Go thy ways: let my horses be well
    	looked to, without any tricks.
    
    Clown	If I put any tricks upon 'em, sir, they shall be
    	jades' tricks; which are their own right by the law of nature.
    
    	Exit
    
    LAFEU	A shrewd knave and an unhappy.
    
    COUNTESS	So he is. My lord that's gone made himself much
    	sport out of him: by his authority he remains here,
    	which he thinks is a patent for his sauciness; and,
    	indeed, he has no pace, but runs where he will.
    
    LAFEU	I like him well; 'tis not amiss. And I was about to
    	tell you, since I heard of the good lady's death and
    	that my lord your son was upon his return home, I
    	moved the king my master to speak in the behalf of
    	my daughter; which, in the minority of them both,
    	his majesty, out of a self-gracious remembrance, did
    	first propose: his highness hath promised me to do
    	it: and, to stop up the displeasure he hath
    	conceived against your son, there is no fitter
    	matter. How does your ladyship like it?
    
    COUNTESS	With very much content, my lord; and I wish it
    	happily effected.
    
    LAFEU	His highness comes post from Marseilles, of as able
    	body as when he numbered thirty: he will be here
    	to-morrow, or I am deceived by him that in such
    	intelligence hath seldom failed.
    
    COUNTESS	It rejoices me, that I hope I shall see him ere I
    	die. I have letters that my son will be here
    	to-night: I shall beseech your lordship to remain
    	with me till they meet together.
    
    LAFEU	Madam, I was thinking with what manners I might
    	safely be admitted.
    
    COUNTESS	You need but plead your honourable privilege.
    
    LAFEU	Lady, of that I have made a bold charter; but I
    	thank my God it holds yet.
    
    	Re-enter Clown
    
    Clown	O madam, yonder's my lord your son with a patch of
    	velvet on's face: whether there be a scar under't
    	or no, the velvet knows; but 'tis a goodly patch of
    	velvet: his left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a
    	half, but his right cheek is worn bare.
    
    LAFEU	A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery
    	of honour; so belike is that.
    
    Clown	But it is your carbonadoed face.
    
    LAFEU	Let us go see your son, I pray you: I long to talk
    	with the young noble soldier.
    
    Clown	Faith there's a dozen of 'em, with delicate fine
    	hats and most courteous feathers, which bow the head
    	and nod at every man.
    
    	Exeunt
    
    
    

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