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     Dramatis Personae 
     Act I   Scene I 
     Act I   Scene II 
     Act I   Scene III 
     Act II  Scene I 
     Act II  Scene II 
     Act II  Scene III 
     Act II  Scene IV 
     Act II  Scene V 
     Act III Scene I 
     Act III Scene II 
     Act III Scene III 
     Act III Scene IV 
    
    
     Act III Scene V 
     Act III Scene VI 
     Act III Scene VII 
     Act IV  Scene I  
     Act IV  Scene II 
     Act IV  Scene III 
     Act IV  Scene IV 
     Act IV  Scene V 
     Act V   Scene I 
     Act V   Scene II 
     Act V   Scene III 
     Epilog 
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     Act II 

    
    ACT II: SCENE I	Paris. The KING's palace.

    
    	Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING, attended
    	with divers young Lords taking leave for the
    	Florentine war; BERTRAM, and PAROLLES
    
    KING	Farewell, young lords; these warlike principles
    	Do not throw from you: and you, my lords, farewell:
    	Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain, all
    	The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis received,
    	And is enough for both.
    
    First Lord	'Tis our hope, sir,
    	After well enter'd soldiers, to return
    	And find your grace in health.
    
    KING	No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart
    	Will not confess he owes the malady
    	That doth my life besiege. Farewell, young lords;
    	Whether I live or die, be you the sons
    	Of worthy Frenchmen: let higher Italy,--
    	Those bated that inherit but the fall
    	Of the last monarchy,--see that you come
    	Not to woo honour, but to wed it; when
    	The bravest questant shrinks, find what you seek,
    	That fame may cry you loud: I say, farewell.
    
    Second Lord	Health, at your bidding, serve your majesty!
    
    KING	Those girls of Italy, take heed of them:
    	They say, our French lack language to deny,
    	If they demand: beware of being captives,
    	Before you serve.
    
    Both	                  Our hearts receive your warnings.
    
    KING	Farewell. Come hither to me.
    
    	Exit, attended
    
    First Lord	O, my sweet lord, that you will stay behind us!
    
    PAROLLES	'Tis not his fault, the spark.
    
    Second Lord	O, 'tis brave wars!
    
    PAROLLES	Most admirable: I have seen those wars.
    
    BERTRAM	I am commanded here, and kept a coil with
    	'Too young' and 'the next year' and ''tis too early.'
    
    PAROLLES	An thy mind stand to't, boy, steal away bravely.
    
    BERTRAM	I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock,
    	Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry,
    	Till honour be bought up and no sword worn
    	But one to dance with! By heaven, I'll steal away.
    
    First Lord	There's honour in the theft.
    
    PAROLLES	Commit it, count.
    
    Second Lord	I am your accessary; and so, farewell.
    
    BERTRAM	I grow to you, and our parting is a tortured body.
    
    First Lord	Farewell, captain.
    
    Second Lord	Sweet Monsieur Parolles!
    
    PAROLLES	Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good
    	sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals: you shall
    	find in the regiment of the Spinii one Captain
    	Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here
    	on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword
    	entrenched it: say to him, I live; and observe his
    	reports for me.
    
    First Lord	We shall, noble captain.
    
    	Exeunt Lords
    
    PAROLLES	Mars dote on you for his novices! what will ye do?
    
    BERTRAM	Stay: the king.
    
    	Re-enter KING. BERTRAM and PAROLLES retire
    
    PAROLLES	To BERTRAM  Use a more spacious ceremony to the
    	noble lords; you have restrained yourself within the
    	list of too cold an adieu: be more expressive to
    	them: for they wear themselves in the cap of the
    	time, there do muster true gait, eat, speak, and
    	move under the influence of the most received star;
    	and though the devil lead the measure, such are to
    	be followed: after them, and take a more dilated farewell.
    
    BERTRAM	And I will do so.
    
    PAROLLES	Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword-men.
    
    	Exeunt BERTRAM and PAROLLES
    
    	Enter LAFEU
    
    LAFEU	Kneeling  Pardon, my lord, for me and for my tidings.
    
    KING	I'll fee thee to stand up.
    
    LAFEU	Then here's a man stands, that has brought his pardon.
    	I would you had kneel'd, my lord, to ask me mercy,
    	And that at my bidding you could so stand up.
    
    KING	I would I had; so I had broke thy pate,
    	And ask'd thee mercy for't.
    
    LAFEU	Good faith, across: but, my good lord 'tis thus;
    	Will you be cured of your infirmity?
    
    KING	No.
    
    LAFEU	O, will you eat no grapes, my royal fox?
    	Yes, but you will my noble grapes, an if
    	My royal fox could reach them: I have seen a medicine
    	That's able to breathe life into a stone,
    	Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
    	With spritely fire and motion; whose simple touch,
    	Is powerful to araise King Pepin, nay,
    	To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand,
    	And write to her a love-line.
    
    KING	What 'her' is this?
    
    LAFEU	Why, Doctor She: my lord, there's one arrived,
    	If you will see her: now, by my faith and honour,
    	If seriously I may convey my thoughts
    	In this my light deliverance, I have spoke
    	With one that, in her sex, her years, profession,
    	Wisdom and constancy, hath amazed me more
    	Than I dare blame my weakness: will you see her
    	For that is her demand, and know her business?
    	That done, laugh well at me.
    
    KING	Now, good Lafeu,
    	Bring in the admiration; that we with thee
    	May spend our wonder too, or take off thine
    	By wondering how thou took'st it.
    
    LAFEU	Nay, I'll fit you,
    	And not be all day neither.
    
    	Exit
    
    KING	Thus he his special nothing ever prologues.
    
    	Re-enter LAFEU, with HELENA
    
    LAFEU	Nay, come your ways.
    
    KING	This haste hath wings indeed.
    
    LAFEU	Nay, come your ways:
    	This is his majesty; say your mind to him:
    	A traitor you do look like; but such traitors
    	His majesty seldom fears: I am Cressid's uncle,
    	That dare leave two together; fare you well.
    
    	Exit
    
    KING	Now, fair one, does your business follow us?
    
    HELENA	Ay, my good lord.
    	Gerard de Narbon was my father;
    	In what he did profess, well found.
    
    KING	I knew him.
    
    HELENA	The rather will I spare my praises towards him:
    	Knowing him is enough. On's bed of death
    	Many receipts he gave me: chiefly one.
    	Which, as the dearest issue of his practise,
    	And of his old experience the oily darling,
    	He bade me store up, as a triple eye,
    	Safer than mine own two, more dear; I have so;
    	And hearing your high majesty is touch'd
    	With that malignant cause wherein the honour
    	Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power,
    	I come to tender it and my appliance
    	With all bound humbleness.
    
    KING	We thank you, maiden;
    	But may not be so credulous of cure,
    	When our most learned doctors leave us and
    	The congregated college have concluded
    	That labouring art can never ransom nature
    	From her inaidible estate; I say we must not
    	So stain our judgment, or corrupt our hope,
    	To prostitute our past-cure malady
    	To empirics, or to dissever so
    	Our great self and our credit, to esteem
    	A senseless help when help past sense we deem.
    
    HELENA	My duty then shall pay me for my pains:
    	I will no more enforce mine office on you.
    	Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts
    	A modest one, to bear me back a again.
    
    KING	I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grateful:
    	Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give
    	As one near death to those that wish him live:
    	But what at full I know, thou know'st no part,
    	I knowing all my peril, thou no art.
    
    HELENA	What I can do can do no hurt to try,
    	Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy.
    	He that of greatest works is finisher
    	Oft does them by the weakest minister:
    	So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown,
    	When judges have been babes; great floods have flown
    	From simple sources, and great seas have dried
    	When miracles have by the greatest been denied.
    	Oft expectation fails and most oft there
    	Where most it promises, and oft it hits
    	Where hope is coldest and despair most fits.
    
    KING	I must not hear thee; fare thee well, kind maid;
    	Thy pains not used must by thyself be paid:
    	Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward.
    
    HELENA	Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd:
    	It is not so with Him that all things knows
    	As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows;
    	But most it is presumption in us when
    	The help of heaven we count the act of men.
    	Dear sir, to my endeavours give consent;
    	Of heaven, not me, make an experiment.
    	I am not an impostor that proclaim
    	Myself against the level of mine aim;
    	But know I think and think I know most sure
    	My art is not past power nor you past cure.
    
    KING	Are thou so confident? within what space
    	Hopest thou my cure?
    
    HELENA	The great'st grace lending grace
    	Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring
    	Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring,
    	Ere twice in murk and occidental damp
    	Moist Hesperus hath quench'd his sleepy lamp,
    	Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass
    	Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass,
    	What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly,
    	Health shall live free and sickness freely die.
    
    KING	Upon thy certainty and confidence
    	What darest thou venture?
    
    HELENA	Tax of impudence,
    	A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame
    	Traduced by odious ballads: my maiden's name
    	Sear'd otherwise; nay, worse--if worse--extended
    	With vilest torture let my life be ended.
    
    KING	Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speak
    	His powerful sound within an organ weak:
    	And what impossibility would slay
    	In common sense, sense saves another way.
    	Thy life is dear; for all that life can rate
    	Worth name of life in thee hath estimate,
    	Youth, beauty, wisdom, courage, all
    	That happiness and prime can happy call:
    	Thou this to hazard needs must intimate
    	Skill infinite or monstrous desperate.
    	Sweet practiser, thy physic I will try,
    	That ministers thine own death if I die.
    
    HELENA	If I break time, or flinch in property
    	Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die,
    	And well deserved: not helping, death's my fee;
    	But, if I help, what do you promise me?
    
    KING	Make thy demand.
    
    HELENA	                  But will you make it even?
    
    KING	Ay, by my sceptre and my hopes of heaven.
    
    HELENA	Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand
    	What husband in thy power I will command:
    	Exempted be from me the arrogance
    	To choose from forth the royal blood of France,
    	My low and humble name to propagate
    	With any branch or image of thy state;
    	But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know
    	Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow.
    
    KING	Here is my hand; the premises observed,
    	Thy will by my performance shall be served:
    	So make the choice of thy own time, for I,
    	Thy resolved patient, on thee still rely.
    	More should I question thee, and more I must,
    	Though more to know could not be more to trust,
    	From whence thou camest, how tended on: but rest
    	Unquestion'd welcome and undoubted blest.
    	Give me some help here, ho! If thou proceed
    	As high as word, my deed shall match thy meed.
    
    	Flourish. Exeunt
    
    
    

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